Will You Eat My Clam?

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4.5 from 188 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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31 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

Watch Jen read it

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Our main character has a clam that needs eating. She offers it to a few people but they keep declining for various reasons, what a nightmare! Will she get her clam eaten? Will she get her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!

Buy this book if:

You have a clam that needs eating
You enjoy silly adult-themed humour and innuendo
You're looking for a brilliantly rude gift
You want to support an independent British author

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.