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Will You Eat My Clam? – Adult Humour Paperback Book

Will You Eat My Clam? – Adult Humour Paperback Book

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Free UK delivery when you spend £25. That is two books, just saying.

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Our main character has a clam that needs eating. She offers it to a few people but they keep declining for various reasons - what a nightmare! Will she get her clam eaten? Will she get her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!

Buy this book if:

  • You have a clam that needs eating
  • You enjoy silly adult-themed humour and innuendo
  • You're looking for a brilliantly rude gift
  • You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

Book Details

  • 31 pages
  • Published: October 2025
  • ISBN: 979-8272386939
  • Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback

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Simon

I thought my friend James would love this, strangely he didnt. But I did!

Great review thank you! Shall we just say we are no longer friends with James now?

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Anonymous
Hilarious! And educational for some

Hilarious! And educational for some.

I always try to educate