Funny Books for Women: Rude, Relatable Picture Books for Her
The best funny books for women are the ones that laugh with her about things she lives with: Peri-Normal Activity for the perimenopause, The Bloody Fairy Godmother for periods, and Jugosaurus for the woman everyone stares at. For pure innuendo, try The Little Bean and Breastfriends. Each is a £12.99 adult picture book.
These seven suit a wife, a sister, a best friend or a mum with a filthy sense of humour.
Seven funny books for women
Peri-Normal Activity: A Tale of the Perimenopause
For women going through the perimenopause, and the partners, friends and mums around them. She is angry, irritable and still slays the day. 34 pages.
The Bloody Fairy Godmother
Armed with a tampon wand and enough paracetamol to survive an apocalypse, the world's worst fairy godmother does her monthly rounds. First periods, ruined holidays, office disasters, pregnancy scares and the perimenopause. 41 pages.
Jugosaurus
Everyone notices her impressive assets and misses her brilliant brain. Dinosaur puns, a little naughty without being explicit. 42 pages.
The Little Bean
A book about a little bean. Funny, cheeky and educational by accident. 30 pages. The sequel, The Little Bean and the Mysterious 'O', follows the bean's quest for the elusive O.
Breastfriends
A book about breasts, boobs, tits, whatever you want to call them. The companion to The Little Bean. 24 pages.
Good Girl
Tom has a voice as deep and smooth as silk. He calls his dog a good girl on a walk and women swoon. For fans of spicy BookTok. 24 pages.
Fiona's Fanny
Fiona can pack a lot inside her fanny pack. 33 pages, and you can personalise it with her name.
Picking the right one
Go by what she complains about. Hot flushes get Peri-Normal Activity, her monthly visitor gets The Bloody Fairy Godmother, and the friend who reads BookTok in bed gets Good Girl. Browse the rest in the For Her collection.
Every book here is a £12.99 paperback, and UK delivery is free over £25, so two books ship free. Pick the Autographed edition (£19.99) and I sign the cover and write a personal message inside; add a note at checkout saying who it is for. Allow up to 7 days for signed copies.
Questions people ask
What is a funny book for a woman going through perimenopause?
Peri-Normal Activity: A Tale of the Perimenopause. It is written for women going through it and the people around them, and it is £12.99. My perimenopause gift guide has more.
Can I get a funny book signed for her?
Yes. Choose the Autographed edition (£19.99) and I sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note at checkout with her name and what you want me to write. Allow up to 7 days.
Can I put her name in the book?
On 19 titles, yes. Fiona's Fanny, Lucy Loves Her Pussy, Kelly's Kebab and Debbie's Dill Dough all have customised editions. The personalised books page lists every one.