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Glaze My Donuts

Glaze My Donuts

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4.8 from 4 reader reviews of this book

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Wrong book, damaged or lost in the post? Email hello@jenjenivive.com with a photo and Jen puts it right. 30 days to return a copy in the condition it arrived.

UK delivery £2.99, free when you spend £25. Posted by Royal Mail within 2 to 3 working days, with you 2 to 5 after that.

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Readers buy these together. Any two of them with this one and it is £30 the lot.

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  • 27 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

Watch Jen read it

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Glaze My Donuts is a humour book for grown-ups, filled with tongue-in-cheek innuendos to make you laugh!

Will Kelly get her donuts glazed? Will she get her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out.

Why should you buy this book?

  • Your name is Kelly
  • You like glazed donuts
  • You like glazing donuts
  • You enjoy silly, immature but adult-themed humour
  • You want to support an independent British author

Reasons to buy are not limited to the above. There are many more reasons.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.

Book details

  • Genre: Adult humour picture book
  • Pages: 27
  • Published: 31 October 2025
  • ISBN: 979-8272384904
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.18 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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  • 5 stars: 3 (75%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (25%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Anonymous
Order never arrived but was refunded full

Refunded

My earlier reply was wrong and I am sorry for it: you paid for standard post, not economy, and the parcel still never turned up. I refunded the order in full on 19 January. If the book ever does surface, keep it with my compliments. US orders are now printed in the USA and posted by USPS, so this does not happen any more. Jen

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Csaba Nagy
My wife and I love this kind of humour and this was a great stocking stuffer

My wife and I love this kind of humour and this was a great stocking stuffer.

Thank you so much! Did you manage to glaze many donuts?

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Cameron

So funny!

Thank you so much!!

R
Russell
Saved my marriage

This book was so effective, she let me glaze her donuts. Saved my marriage.

I am glad she loved the glaze! Its always better when you can watch them lick it off!