Funny Gifts for Mum

Mums get flowers, candles and a card signed by the dog. Yours deserves a book that makes her snort tea through her nose. Funny gifts for mum, whether she is the one who says what everyone is thinking or the one who pretends to be shocked and then reads it aloud at the table.

Mum's Great Tits is the obvious start, and yes, it is about birds. Peri-Normal Activity and The Bloody Fairy Godmother are for the mum running hot and taking no prisoners. The Little Bean and My Fat Pussy are the ones that get passed round the whole family. Every title is a short square paperback with an innocent cover, so it survives the coffee table. Add her name to a personalised edition, or pick signed and I will write the message. Two books and delivery is on me.