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The Dusty Clam

The Dusty Clam

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*** FOR MATURE READERS ONLY ***

Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to fin out!

Why should I order?

Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons:

1. Your name is Linda
2. Your name is Fiona
3. You have a clam
4. You like clams
5. You enjoy silly adult themed humour
6. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above

*Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies*

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0FSL2YBC9
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ 24 Sept. 2025
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 31 pages
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8266990975
  • Item weight ‏ : ‎ 109 g
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 20.32 x 0.2 x 20.32 cm
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