Adults only

trick or treat? both.

Funny Halloween Books

Halloween is the one night a year everyone agrees to be a bit wrong, so here are the books for it. Funny Halloween books for grown-ups, with the same innocent covers and rude insides as the rest of the shelf.

Signed by Jen. Two books and the delivery's free.

Who's who on this shelf

My Extra Bone is about a skeleton with one bone too many and somewhere to put it. Penny's Pumpkins are large, round and much admired. Peri-Normal Activity is a haunting of the hormonal kind, and The Bloody Fairy Godmother turns up once a month whether you like it or not. Jugosaurus has jugs. Read them at the party, hand them to the adults who knock, or leave one on the doorstep for the neighbour. Signed copies come from here only, and two books means free delivery.

Pick your poison

two of these and the delivery's on us

Nothing here that scares you?

There are over a hundred more on the shelf. All of them look innocent. None of them are.

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