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These books have ruined Christmas shocked your nan won Secret Santa made mum gasp since 2024.

The cheekiest picture books on the internet. Perfectly innocent covers, absolutely filthy punchlines. Built for gifting, gasping, and getting yourself uninvited from a book club.

★★★★★ Rated by readers118 books & counting190M+ views
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The Little Bean My Best Friends Are Balls My Fat Pussy Fisting My Beaver Loves Wood Beth's Smelly Beaver I Trip Over My Wiener Will You Suck My Lollipop? The Dusty Clam Helen's Hole

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The Missing Ball by Jen Jenivive, front cover
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The Missing Ball

Barry Orange has vanished, and his brothers turn the whole town upside down looking for him. It is as daft as every other Jen Jenivive book, right up to the moment it tells you something worth knowing. Every penny of profit goes to The Robin Cancer Trust, the UK's only testicular, ovarian and germ cell cancer charity.

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118 books is a lot of choosing. Tell us the occasion and we'll point you at the right kind of trouble.

Secret Santa Sabotage

for the office gift exchange you want to win

Hen Do Ammunition

read aloud, badly, at volume

Nan Will Never Recover

maximum damage, minimum warning

Happy Bloody Birthday

another year closer to the grave

One For The Lads

balls, banter and bad decisions

Girls' Night In

wine, cackling, zero dignity

Couples Who Overshare

for the pair who tell you everything

Pets & Their People

the animal lover in your life deserves this

Filth In The Kitchen

food has never been this suggestive

Hormones & Havoc

midlife, menopause and mayhem

Hobbies, Ruined

every pastime has a double meaning

The Parody Shelf

classics you half-recognise, ruined

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118 cheeky little masterpieces
180 giggling reviews
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The Fan Mail

Rated 4.5 out of 5 across 180 reviews. Customers speak for us, loudly, at parties.

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Fantastic adult book, great writer, will buy more and more. Was bought as a gag birthday present, and the other half thinks it's great. Please write more.
Andrew B.The Bald Beaver
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Meeting Jen at Pride in Windsor. What a laugh we had reading the titles of the books on her stall. We all took turns reading the books to each other; this was the highlight of our day.
Chloe M.Helen's Hole
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Very funny. It's a birthday gift for a friend.
DeannaMy Best Friends Are Balls
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My girlfriend really liked the book.
RobertRosie: A Girls' Bestfriend
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About Jen Jenivive

People started sending me messages. Photos of their mum crying laughing. Videos of them reading my books out loud at parties and completely losing it. Somebody met me at Pride, bought three, and their whole group ended up taking turns reading them to each other. That sort of thing will keep you writing.

118 books later, here we are.

They look like children's books. They are very much not children's books. Every one is stuffed with innuendo that goes straight over a child's head and lands squarely on yours.

Pick one up because you're having a rubbish week and need twenty minutes of being daft. Buy one for a friend who deserves a laugh. Buy one for your nan and watch her face.

Whatever you do with them, they do the job.

I'm still writing from my humble little office. I still write every single one myself. And I still get a bit giddy every time somebody tells me one of my books made them laugh until they couldn't breathe.

That was the whole point.

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