Rude Stocking Fillers

Stockings need something that is not chocolate and not socks. This is the shelf of rude stocking fillers, every one from £12.99, small enough to fit above the fireplace and filthy enough to get read aloud between the turkey and the pudding.

Santa's Sack and Mums Christmas Wish cover the festive ones. My Beaver Hates Wood, Fisting and The Little Bean are for the mates and siblings who think they have seen it all. A mug sorts the person who is impossible to buy for. Every standard edition lands under £15, and there is an autographed edition if you fancy spending a bit more. Books are square paperbacks of about 30 pages, so they wrap in a minute and travel in a coat pocket. Two items and delivery is free, so fill a couple of stockings at once. Order before the middle of December for UK Christmas delivery, and see the rude Christmas books page for the full festive shop.