• Santa's Sack by Jen Jenivive, front cover
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Santa's Sack

Santa's Sack

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Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.
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UK delivery £2.99, free when you spend £25. Posted by Royal Mail within 2 to 3 working days, with you 2 to 5 after that.

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  • 27 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Poor old Santa's sack is full to the brim, he needs to empty it, and empty it quick! Will he do it? You'll have to buy the book to find out. Stupid Cupid the reindeer almost messes things up for Santa (spoiler: he doesn't).

If you enjoy tongue-in-cheek humour with a Christmassy theme, this book is for you!

Buy this book if:

  • You love Santa
  • You (or someone you know) loves emptying a sack or two
  • You want a brilliantly rude Christmas gift
  • You enjoy silly, immature humour
  • You want to support an independent British author

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 above.

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Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.

Book details

  • Pages: 27
  • Published: December 2024
  • ISBN: 9798302567475
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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Anonymous
Disappointed that delivery took so long and had to reorder

Disappointed that delivery took so long and had to reorder. Jen was great and fit it sorted straight away. Not as rude as I hoped it would be

Thank you for sticking with it after the delivery mess, and I am glad the second copy got there. Santa's Sack is one of my gentler ones, fair point. If you want the properly filthy end of the shelf, start with Fisting or My Beaver Loves Wood. Jen

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Craig B
Very funny

Very funny, as one normally accepts

Thank you so much for your review, i am glad you enjoyed it!