My Beaver Hates Wood
My Beaver Hates Wood
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*** For Adults Only ***
Not all beavers like wood, and that's ok! Wood isn't everyone's cup of tea, is it? I wrote this book with those people in mind.
This book is a (kind of, but not really) follow-on from My Beaver Loves Wood. If you're a wood lover, check that one out. But if you're not partial to a plank of wood, then this book is definitely for you!
You should buy this book if:
- You have a Beaver
- Your Beaver hates wood
- You want to buy this for someone whose Beaver hates wood
- You enjoy silly, adult-themed humour
- You enjoy double meanings
- You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time
I am 98% sure you will love this book, 2% unsure, because I am a self-doubting girly!
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Book Details
- ISBN-13: 979-8269733159
- Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.18 cm
- Language: English
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
- Pages: 28
- Release Date: 13 October 2025

Hilarious book, perfect Christmas gift!
Thank you so much Sarah, You are amazing for supporting my books!
Ordered on December 4th, three weeks later still have not received it. Reached out for tracking numbers, was given nothing. The cost is nothing, but the disappointment about a gift never received is embarrassing. Shame on you.
Hey Elliott, i am so sorry its not arrived yet please email me hello@jenjenivive.com and we will get this sorted ASAP
So fun! So funny! So great!
THank you so much!
Great book, very happy
Thank you so much for your review! You are amazing
I havent received it yet :(
Hi, I am so sorry you have not recieved your book yet, Royal Mail seem to be on a real go slow at customs which have been delaying orders. A negative review on my website really affects my overall score so i would love you to email me back at hello@jenjenivive.com and i will do what ever i can to help change this review and see you as a happy customer
- 5 stars: 9 (82%)
- 4 stars: 0 (0%)
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- 2 stars: 1 (9%)
- 1 star: 1 (9%)
Hilarious book, perfect Christmas gift!
Thank you so much Sarah, You are amazing for supporting my books!
Ordered on December 4th, three weeks later still have not received it. Reached out for tracking numbers, was given nothing. The cost is nothing, but the disappointment about a gift never received is embarrassing. Shame on you.
Hey Elliott, i am so sorry its not arrived yet please email me hello@jenjenivive.com and we will get this sorted ASAP
So fun! So funny! So great!
THank you so much!
Great book, very happy
Thank you so much for your review! You are amazing
I havent received it yet :(
Hi, I am so sorry you have not recieved your book yet, Royal Mail seem to be on a real go slow at customs which have been delaying orders. A negative review on my website really affects my overall score so i would love you to email me back at hello@jenjenivive.com and i will do what ever i can to help change this review and see you as a happy customer
Great Item absolutely loved it
I am glad you loved it thank you so much for your review!
I thought it was very well illustrated and funny
Thank you so much!
Hilarious book written in rhymes that will have you in stitches!
Thank you so much for your review! it means so much!
Hilarious, will make a great Christmas gift for the right lady!
I hope they love it!!
I love this book. It’s fantastic and I highly recommend it. It was the last push my wife needed to leave me because she was actually gay. Thank you for saving my life by ending my marriage.
Wow! What a review!! Erm... Thank you! I am glad it worked out the way you wanted it to!
My 28 year old sister just came out and I thought she would like this book. Actually she loved it and shared it with her partner.
This is incredible!! such a big moment her their life! I am so happy my book helped!