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The Little Bean

The Little Bean

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Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Wrong book, damaged or lost in the post? Email hello@jenjenivive.com with a photo and Jen puts it right. 30 days to return a copy in the condition it arrived.

UK delivery £2.99, free when you spend £25. Posted by Royal Mail within 2 to 3 working days, with you 2 to 5 after that.

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  • 30 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Oh hi, thanks for looking at my Little Bean... OK that sounded weird. Sorry. The Little Bean is about, yep, you guessed it, a little bean. It's funny, apparently educational (it's not meant to be), and cheeky.

If you enjoyed My Best Friends Are Balls 1 & 2, you'll enjoy this. I had lots of requests to make a female version, so I created The Little Bean and Breastfriends. Give it a go. I am 97% sure you will love it!

Buy this book if:

  • You have a bean
  • You like beans
  • You enjoy silly, immature humour
  • You want to support an independent British author

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 4 above.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.

Book details

  • Pages: 30
  • Published: March 2025
  • ISBN: 979-8314383247
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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  • 5 stars: 2 (67%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (33%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
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Jon Parker
Great fun read

Great fun read for friends n family visiting for BBQ’s and toilet breaks

It gives me great pleasure to know the little bean is hiding in the toilet!

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Anonymous
Amazing

Amazing book!

Thank you so much!

M
Mike Dwyer
One happy little bean

Very funny little book and my other half loved her gift.

I also had some delivery bothers and Jen sorted it out straight away. Top class customer service!

Hey Mike!

Apologies again for the delivery issues but I am glad we got them sorted! Thank you for your reivew and I am so glad the other half loved her gift!

Thank you again

Jen x