The Bloody Fairy Godmother

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4.5 from 188 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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41 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

** For Unserious Women Only **

Armed with a tampon wand, pockets filled with sanitary pads and enough paracetamol to survive an apocalypse, the world's shittest fairy godmother is making her monthly rounds.

Some women are relieved to see her. Some are bloody furious. Some haven't seen her for months and would quite like an explanation.

From first periods and ruined holidays to office disasters, pregnancy scares and the unpredictable joys of perimenopause, Mother Nature is a funny, honest and reassuring reminder that periods look different for everyone.

This is a hilariously relatable book about periods, womanhood and the unwanted visitor who always seems to arrive at the worst possible moment.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.