Helen's Hole
Helen's Hole
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Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.
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- 26 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
- 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
- Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.
peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing
Watch Jen read it
*** For Mature Readers Only ***
Helen was in her garden and gave her big bush a much needed trim. As she trimmed, she discovered a big hole! Helen needs her hole filling, but who will do it for her? Join Helen on her journey to getting her hole filled to the brim.
Buy this book if:
- Your name is Helen
- You want to buy this book as a gift for a Helen
- You have a hole
- You enjoy silly, immature humour
- You want to support an independent British author
* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above.
Want it signed?
Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.
Book details
- Pages: 26
- Published: January 2025
- ISBN: 9798307470480
- Size: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
- Language: English
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Meeting Jen yesterday at pride in Windsor and what a laugh we had reading the title of the books on her stool. My mum’s bought 3 books and were gifted free vagina and penis biscuits ( which I must say were delicious) Once the drinks got flowing , we all took turns reading the books to each other, this was the highlight of our day. We can’t to purchase some more.
It was amazing meeting you!! Thank you so much for your support! I ate so many willy cookies i felt sick! Sick of willies imagine it haha!
Helen trims her lush bush, finds a huge, deep hole screaming to be filled. Rejection? Nah—Troy shows up, slides in perfect, stuffs it to the brim with no room left. Rhyming pussy-puns so filthy the book should come with lube. 5-minute read, laughed till I cried. Jen Jenivive’s gaping masterpiece—buy it if your humor’s as wide open as Helen’s hole. 🌿🕳️😂
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I got the book as a funny gift for a friend after seeing it on tiktok and it was perfect. Even though the delivery took a few more days than expected, Jen was there, always replying fast, whenever I came in contact and made sure to reassure me. 10/10 would recommend!
Thank you so much for your review, I am glad it finally arrived safely!!
A very funny book :D
Thank you so much!! x
Never received my purchase
Zach, I am sorry. Your copy left here on 10 November and the economy post from the UK to the US was running weeks late. I cannot see a replacement or a refund against your order, so it was never put right. Email hello@jenjenivive.com with order #2425 and I will refund you in full or send another from the US printer. Jen
The book is hilarious and totally worth the money. My partner and I had a laugh (a lot more ideas to play with in the night)
I hope those ideas are still going strong! Thank you so much for your review