Where Can I Sit?

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4.5 from 185 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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29 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

A sofa can be nice, but there are better seats out there, if you know what I mean... Filled with tongue-in-cheek adult humour. Not to be read by children.

Buy this book if:

You need a place to sit
You need to remind your significant other that you need somewhere to sit
You enjoy silly adult-themed humour
You want to support an independent British author

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 4 above. This is not based on real life events, the author has a wonderful seat.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.