Simon has a sword, but he is desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (pun is intended) Follow Simon on his journey.
Why should I buy this book?
Great question, thanks for asking. You should buy this book for the following reasons:
1. You have a sword 2. You like swords 3. You like sword fights 4. Your name is Simon, or Stuart 5. You enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos 6. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time
* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above ** This book is pure fiction. It is not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me. I have nothing!
