Simon's Sword
Simon's Sword
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*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***
Simon has a sword, but he's desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (Pun very much intended.) Follow Simon on his journey!
This book is pure fiction and not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me - I have nothing!
Buy this book if:
- You have a sword
- You like swords
- You like sword fights
- Your name is Simon or Stuart
- You enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos
- You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time
* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above.
Book Details
- 38 pages
- Published: March 2025
- EAN: 9798313692180
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
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Simon’s got this shiny, grand sword—always waving it around, taking it to work, handling it constantly—but he’s so desperate for a proper sword fight. Rejection everywhere until the right opponent shows up, ready to clash, thrust, parry, and deliver that deep, satisfying clash of hilts with a happy (very punny) ending. Rhyming gay swordplay puns stacked so shamelessly it’s basically fencing foreplay. Short read, but laughed till my sides were fencing each other. Jen Jenivive’s rainbow-tinted degeneracy sequel to Helen’s Hole—pure filthy genius. Buy it if your humor’s ready to cross swords. ⚔️🏳️🌈😂