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Gobble My Sausage

Gobble My Sausage

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*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Simon is a butcher everyone loves his meat! His sausage is the most popular. But all of a sudden, the love for Simon's sausage has taken a dip. What a catastrophe!

Will Simon find someone to gobble his sausage? Will he get his happy ending? Every sausage story deserves a happy ending, right? You'll have to buy the book to find out.

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Book Details

  • ISBN-13: 979-8273531710
  • Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
  • Language: English
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Pages: 34
  • Release Date: 7 November 2025
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Pascal claeys
Sausage starvation drama - 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Butcher’s spicy sausage is dying for a gobble—beats it under the sheets, begs at the market, gets ghosted by everyone (even Colin’s donuts say no). Then Lance swoops in, slurps it deep, juices flying, full-throat swallow finish. Rhyming BJ puns so filthy they need therapy. 3-minute read, laughed till I fainted. Jen Jenivive’s meat-slurping masterpiece. Buy if you’re a degenerate like me …🌭

They just get better!

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Anonymous
What a great time

What a great time. We laughed and can’t wait for more!

There are lots more now 😁

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Randall Cahoon-Tingle
A perfect gift for your smartest friend

Well made. Heavy paper. Expensive printing job. FUNNY AF story

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