Gobble My Sausage
Gobble My Sausage
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Simon is a butcher, everyone loves his meat! His sausage is the most popular though. But, all of a sudden, the love for Simon's sausage has taken a dip! What a catastrophe! Will Simon find someone to gobble his sausage? Will he get his happy ending? Every sausage story deserves a happy ending, right?
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Product details
- ASIN : B0G1GMFRFH
- Publisher : Independently published
- Publication date : 7 Nov. 2025
- Language : English
- Print length : 34 pages
- ISBN-13 : 979-8273531710
- Item weight : 109 g
- Dimensions : 20.32 x 0.2 x 20.32 cm
Butcher’s spicy sausage is dying for a gobble—beats it under the sheets, begs at the market, gets ghosted by everyone (even Colin’s donuts say no). Then Lance swoops in, slurps it deep, juices flying, full-throat swallow finish. Rhyming BJ puns so filthy they need therapy. 3-minute read, laughed till I fainted. Jen Jenivive’s meat-slurping masterpiece. Buy if you’re a degenerate like me …🌭
What a great time. We laughed and can’t wait for more!
Well made. Heavy paper. Expensive printing job. FUNNY AF story
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