My Husband Spreads His Seed
My Husband Spreads His Seed
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*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***
A farmers wife is in a pickle, her husband spreads his seed everywhere, in all the neighbouring farms! What will she do? Will she get a happy ending?
This book is an adult humour book, its full of tongue in cheek innuendos that only adults will understand
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Product details
- ASIN : B0FBRR6FC5
- Publisher : Independently published
- Publication date : 21 May 2025
- Language : English
- Print length : 31 pages
- ISBN-13 : 979-8284793800
- Item weight : 109 g
- Dimensions : 20.32 x 0.2 x 20.32 cm
This poor woman’s husband is basically a human fire hose “spreading his seed” over every acre except the one that actually needs watering. Deep plowing, massive loads, everything sprouting like it’s auditioning for a bukakke farm porno—meanwhile she’s sitting there like a desert cactus begging for one sad drop. Nonstop breeding puns so shameless they should come with a trigger warning for dignity. Read it in four minutes, laughed until my abs filed for divorce. Jen Jenivive is out here committing war crimes against maturity and I’m here for every felony. Absolute gutter gold. Buy it. No regrets. Just pure, unfiltered stupid. 💦🌾😂