My Husband Spreads His Seed
My Husband Spreads His Seed
Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.
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- 31 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
- 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
- Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.
peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing
*** For Mature Readers Only ***
A farmer's wife is in a pickle, her husband spreads his seed everywhere, on all the neighbouring farms! What will she do? Will she get a happy ending?
This is an adult humour book, full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos that only adults will truly understand.
Want it signed?
Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.
Book details
- Pages: 31
- Published: 21 May 2025
- ISBN: 979-8284793800
- Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
- Language: English
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