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Uncle Joe's Hoe

Uncle Joe's Hoe

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  • 29 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Uncle Joe's hoe will not perform, can you imagine his distress? Join Uncle Joe on his journey to get his hoe working again. Packed full of tongue-in-cheek adult innuendos to make you giggle.

Buy this book if:

  • You have a hoe, or are a fan of hoes
  • You have an Uncle Joe and want to give him this as a gift
  • You have a silly sense of humour and love innuendos
  • You want to support an independent British author

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 4 above.

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Book details

  • Pages: 29
  • Published: July 2024
  • ISBN: 9798332272028
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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Uncle Joe’s Hoe had me wheezing - 5 stars

This book is just Uncle Joe desperately trying to make his limp hoe perform again—with “gentle caresses,” “firm grips,” and “making it go fast.” Every page is a fresh dick joke disguised as gardening advice. I laughed like a deranged hyena the whole 10 minutes it took to read. Zero plot, maximum stupidity, 100% worth it if your humor never left middle school. Jen Jenivive is a menace and I love her for it. Buy it, regret nothing!!

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