Ben's Baguette
Ben's Baguette
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*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***
Join Ben on his journey to finding the perfect person to eat his baguette! Filled with tongue-in-cheek innuendos that only adults will understand. Not to be read by children.
For legal reasons I must state this book is not based on anyone I know in real life. I cannot confirm that all Bens have sizeable baguettes.
Buy this book if:
- Your name is Ben, Jane, Sally, Tony, Jimmy, Gwen or Ken
- You own a baguette
- You like eating baguettes
- You enjoy silly adult-themed humour
- You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time
* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above.
Book Details
- 26 pages
- Published: September 2024
- EAN: 9798339629375
- Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
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Ben’s strutting a massive, yummy baguette—long, thick, crusty end begging to be munched—but the market’s full of cowards who won’t take a bite. Rejection after rejection until some hungry hero finally dives in: crunches the tip, slurps the length, swallows every inch with buttery bliss. Rhyming oral breadstick puns so dumb they’re brilliant. 5-minute read, laughed until my jaw hurt worse than Ben’s neglected loaf. Jen Jenivive turning French carbs into felony-level filth—genius degeneracy. Buy it if you’re ready to choke on giggles 🤣🤣🤣
So funny!!! 😂🤣
Thank you for the review!