Meat & Two Veg

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4.5 from 188 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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27 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

A laugh-out-loud romp through the world of manhood, masculinity, and the misunderstood magic of what's down below. From the bestselling author of My Best Friends Are Balls comes another deliciously inappropriate, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the crown jewels, and their trusty companions.

With bold illustrations, razor-sharp wit, and just the right amount of sauce, this short, snappy book is perfect for anyone who enjoys adult humour served rare, juicy, and unapologetically cheeky. Whether you're gifting it to a mate, a partner, or keeping it on your own coffee table (or bathroom shelf), Meat and Two Veg is guaranteed to raise more than just eyebrows.

Warning: Not suitable for vegetarians, or the easily offended.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.