The Birthday Blowjob: A Story Of A Candle

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4.5 from 185 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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27 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

The Birthday Blowjob is the story of a candle who has been waiting ALL year for this moment. Standing tall, burning bright and ready to be blown... properly!

Birthdays are pretty unpredictable though, aren't they? The story is told from the candle's point of view as it endures:

Weak efforts
Poor technique
A catastrophic Granny incident

This short story is cheeky, fun and the perfect birthday gift!

This book is NOT for children, Grannies, or anyone who takes birthdays seriously.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.