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Mandy's Melons Need Squeezing

Mandy's Melons Need Squeezing

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Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.

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  • 30 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

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*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Mandy is having a terrible time, she has a pair of melons that need squeezing! But who will squeeze them for her? Join Mandy on her journey to getting her melons squeezed. Will Mandy get her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out.

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Book details

  • Pages: 30
  • Published: 9 November 2025
  • ISBN: 979-8273803824
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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Pascal claeys
Boobies on a mission

Mandy’s rocking massive melons that are straight-up begging to be squeezed—desperate, needy Mandy won’t shut up about it. She’s bold, shameless, and on a frantic quest for the perfect pair of hands to grope, knead, jiggle, and milk those bad boys right. Helpers are useless weirdos or shy gawkers at first, until the confident squeeze-master shows up with firm grips and expert handling for the bouncy, happy ending. Zero real depth—just escalating boob-pun pandemonium in rhyme. Read in minutes, laughed like a silly fruit vendor freshly out of highschool. Jen Jenivive’s filthy formula still slaps. Pure degenerate gold—no apologies needed. 🍈😂

I swear you have the whole collection now!

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MICHAEL parkhill
wife and i enjoyed it

wife and i enjoyed it.

Did she need her melons squeezing?

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Thanos Panagiotou

I got it as a gift for a friend of mine and it definitely made us laugh a lot!

I am glad you loved it and laughed!

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Barry Ross
We gave this to our friend Mandy and she loved it

We gave this to our friend Mandy and she loved it. She is married to Rob so that made it even better for her and for us. Rob wasn't as impressed but it made us all laugh as she read it out to us.

Amazing!! Did she need her melons squeezing?