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These books have ruined Christmas shocked your nan won Secret Santa made mum gasp since 2024.

The cheekiest picture books on the internet. Perfectly innocent covers, absolutely filthy punchlines. Built for gifting, gasping, and getting yourself uninvited from a book club.

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120 books is a lot of choosing. Pick a lane and we'll point you at the right kind of trouble.

Halloween

bones, pumpkins and a bloody fairy godmother

For Him

dads, lads, husbands and mates who never grew up

For Her

wives, girlfriends, sisters, mums and the loud friend

Animal Related

beavers, pussycats, cocks and one lonely worm

Food Related

kebabs, baguettes, creampies and dill dough

Pride

queer leads, rude insides, the whole rainbow

Christmas

the stocking fillers that get read aloud at the table

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The Missing Ball by Jen Jenivive, front cover
In partnership with The Robin Cancer Trust

The Missing Ball

Barry Orange has vanished, and his brothers turn the whole town upside down looking for him. It is as daft as every other Jen Jenivive book, right up to the moment it tells you something worth knowing. Every penny of profit goes to The Robin Cancer Trust, the UK's only testicular, ovarian and germ cell cancer charity.

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Peri-Normal Activity: A Tale Of The Perimenopause

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The perimenopause can make you feel like a completely different person. Those around you don't recognise you, your behaviour is weird asf, you are angry, irritable...

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The Fan Mail

Rated 4.5 out of 5 across 188 reviews. Customers speak for us, loudly, at parties.

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Fantastic adult book, great writer, will buy more and more. Was bought as a gag birthday present, and the other half thinks it's great. Please write more.
Andrew B.The Bald Beaver
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Meeting Jen at Pride in Windsor. What a laugh we had reading the titles of the books on her stall. We all took turns reading the books to each other; this was the highlight of our day.
Chloe M.Helen's Hole
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My wife and I were laughing the entire time we read it. Great job!
Michael P.The Creampie
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Absolutely fantastic! These are so funny and brilliantly written! I would highly recommend these books!
Jack W.Sally's Spit Roast
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About Jen Jenivive

People started sending me messages. Photos of their mum crying laughing. Videos of them reading my books out loud at parties and completely losing it. Somebody met me at Pride, bought three, and their whole group ended up taking turns reading them to each other. That sort of thing will keep you writing.

120 books later, here we are.

They look like children's books. They are very much not children's books. Every one is stuffed with innuendo that goes straight over a child's head and lands squarely on yours.

Pick one up because you're having a rubbish week and need twenty minutes of being daft. Buy one for a friend who deserves a laugh. Buy one for your nan and watch her face.

Whatever you do with them, they do the job.

I'm still writing from my humble little office. I still write every single one myself. And I still get a bit giddy every time somebody tells me one of my books made them laugh until they couldn't breathe.

That was the whole point.

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