Scissoring
Scissoring
Buy 2 books, get a 3rd free until 31 October. The cheapest one comes off automatically.
Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.
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Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.
- 26 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
- 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
- Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.
peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing
Watch Jen read it
*** For Mature Readers Only ***
Maria loves scissoring, she is very good at crafting! She scissors with a few others, but she is longing for a scissor partner for life. Will she get her happy ending? Will she find the perfect scissoring partner?
Maria's love for scissoring and her passion for crafting is very clear in this book. But it's no fun scissoring on your own, or one-night-stand scissoring with others. Maria's journey takes her to a craft show. Will she find her scissoring partner? You'll have to buy the book to find out!
You should spend your hard-earned money on this book if:
- You like scissoring
- You want to buy this book for someone who likes scissoring
- Your name is Maria
- You enjoy silly, immature but adult-themed humour
- Double meanings make you happy
- You want to support an independent British author
Want it signed?
Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.
Book details
- Pages: 26
- Published: 12 October 2025
- ISBN: 979-8269575377
- Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.18 cm
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
- Language: English
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Two books and delivery is free in the UK, Europe and the USA, over £40 everywhere else.
I received a book with the cover of Scissoring but the book inside is was completely different and was a Beaver book with the scissoring cover, so I did not get what I paid for
Sanjay, that was a printing error, a Scissoring cover wrapped round the wrong book, and I am sorry you were the one who opened it. A correct copy went out to you on 19 January at no charge. If it has arrived, I would be grateful if you would update this review. If not, email hello@jenjenivive.com and I will chase it. Jen
Funny book and even funnier to gift it.
Outstanding customer service. Had a minor issue with the first one that was sent. Escalated the issue with the author and she promptly corrected the issue.
Hi Mathew, Drop us an email hello@jenjenivive.com we will get it replaced straight away for you, Sorry for the poor experience
My wife and love all of your books.
Thank you so much Michael! I hope you have the good 'couple' books!
Once more a hilarious story that brings not only a smile on your face, but makes you laugh wholeheartedly! I recommend this book, it’s one of the best I have thus far in my collection.
Always a pleasure to have you here Pascal! Thank you
It's funny, witty and a great present.
I adore it.
Thank you so much and i hope you enjoy your continued journey of scissoring!