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My Big Clock

My Big Clock

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Buy 2 books, get a 3rd free until 31 October. The cheapest one comes off automatically.

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4.5 from 188 reader reviews across Jen's books
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Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Wrong book, damaged or lost in the post? Email hello@jenjenivive.com with a photo and Jen puts it right. 30 days to return a copy in the condition it arrived.

Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.

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  • 30 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

Watch Jen read it

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

James (who previously featured in Will You Eat My Clam?) has a big clock! It's so big that it makes him walk funny, and he takes pics of his clock and sends them to his friends. Wild, I know! James loves bragging about his big clock.

Follow James' big clock story, filled with double entendre and tongue-in-cheek innuendo!

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.

Book details

  • Pages: 30
  • Published: 16 November 2025
  • ISBN: 979-8274801850
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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Anonymous
Never received my order

Never received

I am sorry the parcel never turned up. I refunded the whole order, all four books, on 25 December, so you are not out of pocket. If the books ever surface, keep them with my compliments. If the refund has not shown on your card, email hello@jenjenivive.com and I will chase it. Jen

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Pascal claeys
Another brilliant book!

Hilarious book by Jen Jenivive! I love your work Jen, those books make me happy! Thank you so much and have a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Its a little late but i hope you had a great christmas! Thank you Pascal