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My Beaver Loves Wood

My Beaver Loves Wood

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4.1 from 15 reader reviews of this book
Edition

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Wrong book, damaged or lost in the post? Email hello@jenjenivive.com with a photo and Jen puts it right. 30 days to return a copy in the condition it arrived.

Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.

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  • 25 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
  • 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
  • Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

Watch Jen read it

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

My Beaver loves wood! Does yours?

This tongue-in-cheek, double meaning, innuendo-filled book will make you giggle and brighten your day. Who doesn't love hearing about how much a beaver loves wood?!

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.

Book details

  • Pages: 25
  • Published: 20 August 2025
  • ISBN: 979-8299032994
  • Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.15 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
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  • 3 stars: 1 (7%)
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  • 1 star: 3 (20%)
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Graham Cotton
Very funny book.

We bought the book for a fun adult card game with mistery presents. The Book was read out load with gusto and had everyone in stitches.

I love this, thank you so much!!

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Anthony Carbone
Funny

Funny

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Anonymous
Such a funny book………

Such a funny book………. always good to have a great laugh with friends!!

Thank you so much! I write these books to make people laugh with their friends, Thank you

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Ken Robertson
My Beaver Loves Wood

Book is hilarious! Everyone I have shown it to laughs out loud and think it is very creative. Great work Jen!

Thank you so much x

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Michael Flores
Great enjoyment

Great enjoyment !

I am so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you so much!

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Todd Langon
Still haven't received it yet and you're tracking is really poor

Still haven't received it yet and you're tracking is really poor. We're truly enjoy someone to contact me and let me know what's going on

Todd, I am sorry the first copy never showed. A replacement went out to you by tracked post on 6 January, and an extra book followed on 4 February with my apologies. If both arrived, I would love you to update this review. If anything is still missing, email hello@jenjenivive.com. Jen

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Anonymous
Mannenclub literatuur

Een leuk dubbelzinnig verhaal met voor volwassenen te begrijpen woordspelingen.

For english speakers 'A fun ambiguous story with puns understandable to adults.'

Vielen Dank für die Unterstützung meines Buches, das bedeutet mir sehr viel!

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Mitchell Strutton
Hi JenThe book was fantastic/my beaver loves wood

Hi Jen

The book was fantastic, I bought it as a practical joke, my daughter has just started school and brings a new book home every Monday, I swapped it for ur book, obviously I covered up the adult content spoiler, the wife was horrified 😂😂😂😂 👍

Thanks again
Mitch 😉

Mitch this is very mean yet hilarious!!! I hope you recorded her reaction!

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Edwin Bakker
Fun to give

I bought this as a gift and it was a hit.
Got some good snickering and laughs!

I am so glad it went down well!

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Anonymous
Ok

Ok, but I would expect t a better quality for the

Thank you for the honest three. The books are short square paperbacks, 24 to 31 pages, and the price covers the printing, the postage and a small living for one author who writes every one of them. If the copy itself was below par in any way, a mark, a misprint, a bad trim, email hello@jenjenivive.com with a photo and I will replace it. Jen

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Sachelle Robb
So funny

I bought this for my friends birthday, she'll absolutely love it. My husband read it and was laughing.

Hi there! I'm so happy to hear that you found our product funny. We love creating products that bring joy to our customers and their loved ones. Thank you for choosing 'My Beaver Loves Wood' for your friend's birthday - we hope she enjoys it just as much as your husband did! Have a great day.

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Michael
awesome

my wife and me love it!

I am glad you both love it!!

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A Hoffman
It’s been 2 weeks and I still have not received book

It’s been 2 weeks and I still have not received book. Emailed to find out status and never received a reply.

I am sorry, both for the wait and for the email that went unanswered. Your copy left here on 9 September and I upgraded it to standard post at no charge, but I cannot see a replacement or a refund against the order, so if it never arrived it was never put right. Email hello@jenjenivive.com with your order number and I will refund you in full. Jen

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Anonymous
I never received it and when I tried to contact Jen J she wouldn’t respond

I never received it and when I tried to contact Jen J she wouldn’t respond. Have to dispute the charge. Would have loved to have received the book.

I am sorry, and the silence from me was the worst part. Your copy left here on 4 September and I cannot see a refund or a replacement against the order. If it never arrived and the charge was not reversed, email hello@jenjenivive.com with your order number and I will refund you in full the same day. Jen

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Chad Tardugno
Was attending a baby shower

Was attending a baby shower and one request was a baby book that will be read to her newborn in rotation . HUGE hit. Their baby will be familiar with parents laughter more than the actual story. Thank you thank you.

I absolutely love this! The parents will get alot more enjoyement out of story time now :D