Absolutely hilarious and great book. I love fat pussies so this one is a personal fav of mine. Keep up the great work JenJenivive!!

Simon’s got this shiny, grand sword—always waving it around, taking it to work, handling it constantly—but he’s so desperate for a proper sword fight. Rejection everywhere until the right opponent shows up, ready to clash, thrust, parry, and deliver that deep, satisfying clash of hilts with a happy (very punny) ending. Rhyming gay swordplay puns stacked so shamelessly it’s basically fencing foreplay. Short read, but laughed till my sides were fencing each other. Jen Jenivive’s rainbow-tinted degeneracy sequel to Helen’s Hole—pure filthy genius. Buy it if your humor’s ready to cross swords. ⚔️🏳️‍🌈😂

Helen trims her lush bush, finds a huge, deep hole screaming to be filled. Rejection? Nah—Troy shows up, slides in perfect, stuffs it to the brim with no room left. Rhyming pussy-puns so filthy the book should come with lube. 5-minute read, laughed till I cried. Jen Jenivive’s gaping masterpiece—buy it if your humor’s as wide open as Helen’s hole. 🌿🕳️😂

Ben’s strutting a massive, yummy baguette—long, thick, crusty end begging to be munched—but the market’s full of cowards who won’t take a bite. Rejection after rejection until some hungry hero finally dives in: crunches the tip, slurps the length, swallows every inch with buttery bliss. Rhyming oral breadstick puns so dumb they’re brilliant. 5-minute read, laughed until my jaw hurt worse than Ben’s neglected loaf. Jen Jenivive turning French carbs into felony-level filth—genius degeneracy. Buy it if you’re ready to choke on giggles 🤣🤣🤣

Butcher’s spicy sausage is dying for a gobble—beats it under the sheets, begs at the market, gets ghosted by everyone (even Colin’s donuts say no). Then Lance swoops in, slurps it deep, juices flying, full-throat swallow finish. Rhyming BJ puns so filthy they need therapy. 3-minute read, laughed till I fainted. Jen Jenivive’s meat-slurping masterpiece. Buy if you’re a degenerate like me …🌭

Mandy’s rocking massive melons that are straight-up begging to be squeezed—desperate, needy Mandy won’t shut up about it. She’s bold, shameless, and on a frantic quest for the perfect pair of hands to grope, knead, jiggle, and milk those bad boys right. Helpers are useless weirdos or shy gawkers at first, until the confident squeeze-master shows up with firm grips and expert handling for the bouncy, happy ending. Zero real depth—just escalating boob-pun pandemonium in rhyme. Read in minutes, laughed like a silly fruit vendor freshly out of highschool. Jen Jenivive’s filthy formula still slaps. Pure degenerate gold—no apologies needed. 🍈😂

This poor woman’s husband is basically a human fire hose “spreading his seed” over every acre except the one that actually needs watering. Deep plowing, massive loads, everything sprouting like it’s auditioning for a bukakke farm porno—meanwhile she’s sitting there like a desert cactus begging for one sad drop. Nonstop breeding puns so shameless they should come with a trigger warning for dignity. Read it in four minutes, laughed until my abs filed for divorce. Jen Jenivive is out here committing war crimes against maturity and I’m here for every felony. Absolute gutter gold. Buy it. No regrets. Just pure, unfiltered stupid. 💦🌾😂

This book is just Uncle Joe desperately trying to make his limp hoe perform again—with “gentle caresses,” “firm grips,” and “making it go fast.” Every page is a fresh dick joke disguised as gardening advice. I laughed like a deranged hyena the whole 10 minutes it took to read. Zero plot, maximum stupidity, 100% worth it if your humor never left middle school. Jen Jenivive is a menace and I love her for it. Buy it, regret nothing!!

Genuinely my favourite book in this genre! Jen Jenivive is the GOAT!

Amazing book!

What a great time. We laughed and can’t wait for more!

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Laugh, I nearly s*** myself hahahha

A locked backdoor, a very desperate owner, endless lube jokes, and a guy named Dick Johnson who “specializes in tight entrances”… Hilarious if your sense of humor is still stuck in middle-school detention like mine? Hell yes!!! 5 well deserved stars 🌟

Pure juvenile chaos: Lance keeps coming nonstop in every scenario until therapy with dr. Phil Yerhole. One joke, zero plot, endless “come” puns.
It’s hilarious if you’re immature like me .. Fuck yes, 5 stars 🌟