My Magnificent Erection

For mature readers only.

Norman has a dream. He wants to jazz up his garden, and he's decided the best way to do it is with something bold, something grand, something the whole town will stop and stare at. A magnificent erection, right there for everyone to see.

This is a brilliantly silly, gloriously cheeky little book that delivers exactly what it promises. If you've got a sense of humour and a love of the absurd, this one's for you.

This book is for you if...

• Your name is Norman (though it doesn't have to be)
• You appreciate a truly magnificent erection
• You like gardens, statues, and stories that make you snort-laugh
• You share a silly, immature sense of humour and you're proud of it
• You want to support an independent author who writes these in her spare time

Book Details

• 32 pages
• Published: June 2026
• ISBN: 979-8199443425
• Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm

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The Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.