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Norman has a dream. He wants to jazz up his garden, and he's decided the best way to do it is with something bold, something grand, something the whole town will stop and stare at. A magnificent erection, right there for everyone to see.
This is a brilliantly silly, gloriously cheeky little book that delivers exactly what it promises. If you've got a sense of humour and a love of the absurd, this one's for you.
This book is for you if...
Your name is Norman (though it doesn't have to be)
You appreciate a truly magnificent erection
You like gardens, statues, and stories that make you snort-laugh
You share a silly, immature sense of humour and you're proud of it
You want to support an independent British author
Book Details
32 pages
Published: June 2026
ISBN: 979-8199443425
Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
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