Betty Swollocks

*** For Mature Audiences Only ***

I can only imagine what a visit from Betty Swollocks feels like (I am a woman — Betty doesn't visit me).

Betty is moist and sticky. Betty visits you when you don't want her to. She hangs around like a bad smell. How can you get rid of Betty Swollocks? You'll have to buy the book to find out.

Autographed Edition

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Book Details

• ISBN-13: 979-8292362753
• Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
• Language: English
• Author: Jen Jenivive
• Binding: Paperback
• Pages: 31
• Release Date: 13 July 2025