Betty Swollocks

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I can only imagine what a visit from Betty Swollocks feels like (I am a woman, Betty doesn't visit me)

Betty is moist and sticky. Betty visits you when you don't want her to. She hangs around like a bad smell! How can you get rid of Betty Swollocks? You'll have to buy the book to find out.

This book is available with my autograph on the cover and a custom message on the inside, please select autographed version before adding to your cart and add notes on your order to let me know who you would like the book signed for and if you have any special messages you would like to add. If no notes are added to the order only the front cover will be signed with no message.

*Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies*

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