Gobble My Sausage
Gobble My Sausage
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- 34 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
- 8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
- Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.
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*** For Mature Readers Only ***
Simon is a butcher everyone loves his meat! His sausage is the most popular. But all of a sudden, the love for Simon's sausage has taken a dip. What a catastrophe!
Will Simon find someone to gobble his sausage? Will he get his happy ending? Every sausage story deserves a happy ending, right? You'll have to buy the book to find out.
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Book details
- Pages: 34
- Published: 7 November 2025
- ISBN: 979-8273531710
- Size: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
- Language: English
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