Spit or Swallow?

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Buy 2 books, get a 3rd free until 31 October. The cheapest one comes off automatically.

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4.5 from 188 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.

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31 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

Watch Jen read it

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

This adult parody book is about spitting or swallowing... items of food, obviously. Join various characters with their chosen item of food, will they spit or swallow? You'll have to buy the book to find out!

Buy this book if:

You spit
You swallow
You like food
You enjoy silly adult-themed humour
You want to support an independent British author

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.