Penny's Pumpkins

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Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Wrong book, damaged or lost in the post? Email hello@jenjenivive.com with a photo and Jen puts it right. 30 days to return a copy in the condition it arrived.

Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.

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8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Penny has lovely pumpkins! Join Penny on her journey to celebrate her favourite time of year. A Halloween adult parody book filled with tongue-in-cheek innuendos that only adults will understand. (This is another book nobody asked for, but I made it anyway, my ADHD brain had other ideas at midnight.)

Buy this book if:

Your name is Penny
You want to buy this for a Penny you know
You like Halloween
You like pumpkins
You enjoy cheeky adult humour
You want to support an independent British author who writes these when she's supposed to be sleeping

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above.

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.