My Magnificent Erection

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4.5 from 188 reader reviews across Jen's books

Edition Standard Autographed

Autographed copies are signed by Jen by hand in Derbyshire and posted from the UK. Allow up to 7 days for the signing, then the usual post time.

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Printed in the USA and posted by USPS, with you in about a week. Delivery about $4 for one book, free when you spend $35.

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32 illustrated pages. Read aloud in five minutes, badly, at volume.
8 inch (20 cm) square paperback. Passes for a kids' book on the shelf. Is not one.
Built to be gifted. Wrap it, hand it over in front of people, watch their face on page three.

peek inside3 of the pages, so you know what you are unleashing

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Norman has a dream. He wants to jazz up his garden, and he's decided the best way to do it is with something bold, something grand, something the whole town will stop and stare at. A magnificent erection, right there for everyone to see.

This is a brilliantly silly, gloriously cheeky little book that delivers exactly what it promises. If you've got a sense of humour and a love of the absurd, this one's for you.

This book is for you if:

Your name is Norman (though it doesn't have to be)
You appreciate a truly magnificent erection
You like gardens, statues, and stories that make you snort-laugh
You share a silly, immature sense of humour and you're proud of it
You want to support an independent British author

Want it signed?

Choose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.