Simon's Sword

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Simon has a sword, but he is desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (pun is intended) Follow Simon on his journey.

Why should I buy this book?

Great question, thanks for asking. You should buy this book for the following reasons:

1. You have a sword
2. You like swords
3. You like sword fights
4. Your name is Simon, or Stuart
5. You enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos
6. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above
** This book is pure fiction. It is not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me. I have nothing!

This book is available with my autograph on the cover and a custom message on the inside, please select autographed version before adding to your cart and add notes on your order to let me know who you would like the book signed for and if you have any special messages you would like to add. If no notes are added to the order only the front cover will be signed with no message.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies

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Author: Jenivive, Jen

Binding: Paperback

Number Of Pages: 38

Release Date: 10-03-2025

EAN: 9798313692180

Languages: english