Meat & Two Veg

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

a laugh-out-loud romp through the world of manhood, masculinity, and the misunderstood magic of what’s down below. From the best-selling author of My Best Friends Are Balls comes another deliciously inappropriate, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the crown jewels—and their trusty companions.

With bold illustrations, razor-sharp wit, and just the right amount of sauce, this short, snappy book is perfect for anyone who enjoys adult humour served rare, juicy, and unapologetically cheeky. Whether you’re gifting it to a mate, a partner, or keeping it on your own coffee table (or bathroom shelf), Meat and Two Veg is guaranteed to raise more than just eyebrows.

Warning: Not suitable for vegetarians—or the easily offended.

This book is available with my autograph on the cover and a custom message on the inside, please select autographed version before adding to your cart and add notes on your order to let me know who you would like the book signed for and if you have any special messages you would like to add. If no notes are added to the order only the front cover will be signed with no message.

*Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies*

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