{"product_id":"my-magnificent-erection","title":"My Magnificent Erection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor mature readers only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNorman has a dream. He wants to jazz up his garden, and he's decided the best way to do it is with something bold, something grand, something the whole town will stop and stare at. A magnificent erection, right there for everyone to see.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a brilliantly silly, gloriously cheeky little book that delivers exactly what it promises. If you've got a sense of humour and a love of the absurd, this one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThis book is for you if...\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Norman (though it doesn't have to be)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou appreciate a truly magnificent erection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like gardens, statues, and stories that make you snort-laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou share a silly, immature sense of humour and you're proud of it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support an independent author who writes these in her spare time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBook Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e32 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: June 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8199443425\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWant It Signed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":54526005969219,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00111","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":54526006001987,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00111","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/61I3D4uujkL._SL1000_0dcd9822-11a1-43ba-a785-05e2e63b12b7.jpg?v=1780577658","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/products\/my-magnificent-erection","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}