{"product_id":"the-lonely-little-worm","title":"The Lonely Little Worm","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Dan. Dan is an angry man who takes his frustration out on strangers online. His worm is lonely and nobody will play with him, other than Dan. What happens next? You'll have to read it to find out. Let's just say it doesn't end well for Dan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis book is pure fiction and is not based on anyone in real life. I do not know anyone called Dan. If you're an internet troll, please assess your life choices.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 40\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: 23 March 2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8315280538\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.25 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":53103481487683,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00050","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":53103481520451,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00050","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/the-lonely-little-worm-cover.jpg?v=1786571319","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/the-lonely-little-worm","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}