{"product_id":"the-dusty-clam","title":"The Dusty Clam","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy should you order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Linda\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Fiona\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have a clam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like clams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly adult-themed humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support an independent British author\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eReasons to buy are not limited to the above.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 31\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: 24 September 2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8266990975\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":53773533315395,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00084","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":53773533348163,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00084","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/the-dusty-clam-cover.jpg?v=1786571222","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/the-dusty-clam","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}