{"product_id":"the-bloody-fairy-godmother","title":"The Bloody Fairy Godmother","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e** For Unserious Women Only **\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with a tampon wand, pockets filled with sanitary pads and enough paracetamol to survive an apocalypse, the world's shittest fairy godmother is making her monthly rounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome women are relieved to see her. Some are bloody furious. Some haven't seen her for months and would quite like an explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom first periods and ruined holidays to office disasters, pregnancy scares and the unpredictable joys of perimenopause, Mother Nature is a funny, honest and reassuring reminder that periods look different for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a hilariously relatable book about periods, womanhood and the unwanted visitor who always seems to arrive at the worst possible moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 41\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: August 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8193952374\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20.32 x 20.32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":54766393196867,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00118","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":54766393229635,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00118","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/1.jpg?v=1787604769","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/the-bloody-fairy-godmother","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}