{"product_id":"simons-sword","title":"Simon's Sword","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSimon has a sword, but he's desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (Pun very much intended.) Follow Simon on his journey!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis book is pure fiction and not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me. I have nothing!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy this book if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have a sword\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like swords\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like sword fights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Simon or Stuart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support an independent British author\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 38\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: March 2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 9798313692180\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWant to personalise this book? \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\/products\/customised-simons-sword\"\u003eFind the Customised version here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":53103519859011,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00047","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":53103519891779,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00047","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/simons-sword-cover.jpg?v=1786570922","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/simons-sword","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}