{"product_id":"santas-sack","title":"Santa's Sack","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePoor old Santa's sack is full to the brim, he needs to empty it, and empty it quick! Will he do it? You'll have to buy the book to find out. Stupid Cupid the reindeer almost messes things up for Santa (spoiler: he doesn't).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you enjoy tongue-in-cheek humour with a Christmassy theme, this book is for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy this book if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou love Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou (or someone you know) loves emptying a sack or two\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want a brilliantly rude Christmas gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly, immature humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support an independent British author\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 above.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 27\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: December 2024\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 9798302567475\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20.32 x 20.32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":53103621734723,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00037","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":53103621767491,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00037","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/santas-sack-cover.jpg?v=1786570919","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/santas-sack","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}