{"product_id":"my-magnificent-erection","title":"My Magnificent Erection","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNorman has a dream. He wants to jazz up his garden, and he's decided the best way to do it is with something bold, something grand, something the whole town will stop and stare at. A magnificent erection, right there for everyone to see.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a brilliantly silly, gloriously cheeky little book that delivers exactly what it promises. If you've got a sense of humour and a love of the absurd, this one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis book is for you if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Norman (though it doesn't have to be)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou appreciate a truly magnificent erection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like gardens, statues, and stories that make you snort-laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou share a silly, immature sense of humour and you're proud of it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support an independent British author\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 32\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: June 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8199443425\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20.32 x 20.32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":54526005969219,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00111","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":54526006001987,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00111","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/my-magnificent-erection-cover.jpg?v=1786570060","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/my-magnificent-erection","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}