{"product_id":"my-big-clock","title":"My Big Clock","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJames (who previously featured in \u003cem\u003eWill You Eat My Clam?\u003c\/em\u003e) has a big clock! It's so big that it makes him walk funny, and he takes pics of his clock and sends them to his friends. Wild, I know! James loves bragging about his big clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollow James' big clock story, filled with double entendre and tongue-in-cheek innuendo!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eWant it signed?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the Autographed edition and I will sign the cover and write a personal message inside. Add a note to your order with who it is for and anything you would like me to write. If there is no note, I sign the cover only. Please allow up to 7 days for signed copies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"jj-desc-h\"\u003eBook details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 30\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: 16 November 2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8274801850\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":53912102043971,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00096","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":53912102076739,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00096","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2670\/7267\/files\/my-big-clock-cover.jpg?v=1786569960","url":"https:\/\/jenjenivive.com\/en-us\/products\/my-big-clock","provider":"Jen Jenivive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}