{"title":"Funny Halloween Books","description":"\u003cp\u003eHalloween is the one night a year everyone agrees to be a bit wrong, so here are the books for it. Funny Halloween books for grown-ups, with the same innocent covers and rude insides as the rest of the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy Extra Bone is about a skeleton with one bone too many and somewhere to put it. Penny's Pumpkins are large, round and much admired. Peri-Normal Activity is a haunting of the hormonal kind, and The Bloody Fairy Godmother turns up once a month whether you like it or not. Read them at the party, hand them to the adults who knock, or leave one on the doorstep for the neighbour. Signed copies come from here only, and two books means free delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"my-extra-bone","title":"My Extra Bone","description":"\u003cp\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkeleton Sam has an extra bone, and he's on a mission to find someone to take it. 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