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These books haveruined Christmassince 2024.

Innocent covers, filthy punchlines, small enough for a stocking. The picture books for grown-ups that get read aloud at the table.

£12.99 each. Any 3 for £30 until 30 November.

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You've drawn a name. You've got a budget. You've got no idea what to buy them. Tell me if it's for him or for her and I'll pick the book.

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The Fan Mail

Rated 4.5 out of 5 across 198 reviews. Customers speak for us, loudly, at parties.

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Fantastic adult book, great writer, will buy more and more. Was bought as a gag birthday present, and the other half thinks it's great. Please write more.
Andrew B.The Bald Beaver
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Meeting Jen at Pride in Windsor. What a laugh we had reading the titles of the books on her stall. We all took turns reading the books to each other; this was the highlight of our day.
Chloe M.Helen's Hole
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My wife and I were laughing the entire time we read it. Great job!
Michael P.The Creampie
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Absolutely fantastic! These are so funny and brilliantly written! I would highly recommend these books!
Jack W.Sally's Spit Roast
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The Missing Ball by Jen Jenivive, front cover
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The Missing Ball

Barry Orange has vanished, and his brothers turn the whole town upside down looking for him. It is as daft as every other Jen Jenivive book, right up to the moment it tells you something worth knowing. Every penny of profit goes to The Robin Cancer Trust, the UK's only testicular, ovarian and germ cell cancer charity.

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The Full Collection by Jen Jenivive, all 122 books plus free 3D printed bookends

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All 122 books, plus free bookends

The Full Collection

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Every picture book Jen has published, from Barry The Beaver Photographer to John's Spotted Dick, in one order. Signed sets too.

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We 3D print them here and put them together by hand. The My Best Friends Are Balls gang holds up one end. The Bald Beaver, the Little Bean and the Breastfriends hold up the other.

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124 books is a lot of choosing. Pick a lane and we'll point you at the right kind of trouble.

Christmas

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For Him

dads, lads, husbands and mates who never grew up

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About Jen Jenivive

People started sending me messages. Photos of their mum crying laughing. Videos of them reading my books out loud at parties and completely losing it. Somebody met me at Pride, bought three, and their whole group ended up taking turns reading them to each other. That sort of thing will keep you writing.

124 books later, here we are.

They look like children's books. They are very much not children's books. Every one is stuffed with innuendo that goes straight over a child's head and lands squarely on yours.

Pick one up because you're having a rubbish week and need twenty minutes of being daft. Buy one for a friend who deserves a laugh. Buy one for your nan and watch her face.

Whatever you do with them, they do the job.

I'm still writing from my humble little office. I still write every single one myself. And I still get a bit giddy every time somebody tells me one of my books made them laugh until they couldn't breathe.

That was the whole point.

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